"MY NAAME IS DOMINOW HAAARRRVEY, EYE AAM A BOUNTY HUUNNTAA"

I fucking hate Keira Knightley. I just don't know what it is about her. Actually I do. She's fucking annoying.

Put her head on the chopping block and chop it off.

Yes she's very beautiful blah blah but she's just so fake. Make your fucking mind up if you're posh or not for god's sake.

I went to see Pride and prejudice last night just to give her the benefit of the doubt and she's just SO ANOOYYYINNNGGG.

The cool thing is that my boss Andy's wife went to school with the REAL Domino Harvey. Apparently she died of a drugs overdose not that long ago. Oh how topical.

FUCK OFF KIERA KNIGHTLEY AND YOUR BAD TEETH.

Rant over. Good Day.